The Farm Olympics

 

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Dear inhabitant of The Kingdom of Nomania

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The day you have all been waiting for is coming. Like you all know, May is the month of the annual Farm Olympics in our capitol. Like every year, the event will take place on King Norman’s birthday, May 24th.

As mentioned, the farm Olympics will take place in our capital Wisdorn. The rules of this competition are very simple, show his Majesty that YOU are the best farmer of the Kingdom.

During the competition, your skills will be tested on many levels. Condition, strength, speed, accuracy and the mastering of farming skills. In this competition there is no such thing as second or third place. Only one man can win the big prize.

As every year the competition will be though. Our 6-times winner William Stroke is going to participate in the competition and is not ready to be beaten so don’t underestimate him brave men.

Do not forget, only our brave farming men are allowed to participate in the event. No women can be seen on the farming fields. Women can only be there to support and take care of their men. Women who participate in the event risk a prison sentence.

He who succeeds in winning the Farm Olympics will be crowned the winner by His Majesty and become the new Prince of Farm. The Prince of Farm and his wives and kids will have to move to our stunning and luxurious farming palace in Wisdorn and live there for a whole year. He will also receive free farming tools and money from our government.

So to all the brave men of Nomania, Good Luck!

 

 

 

Yours faithfully

His Majesty
King Norman of The Kingdom of Nomania

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